Serial Farter

This morning, I missed my usual train. The next train arrived relatively quick, so it had some seats available. I didn’t see any available at my normal spot, so I sat towards the middle of the car.

A few stops into my commute, I started smelling the spreading stench of someone’s fart. I carry a Vick’s inhaler for those instances, but it seemed like the culprit was on a serial farting spree. The smell was actually overpowering the menthol in my inhaler.

Then I realized the woman I sat next to had been wiggling in her seat throughout the ride. I wanted to get away from her massive fart attack but the train had gotten too crowded by then. FML!!

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