Serial Farter

This morning, I missed my usual train. The next train arrived relatively quick, so it had some seats available. I didn’t see any available at my normal spot, so I sat towards the middle of the car.

A few stops into my commute, I started smelling the spreading stench of someone’s fart. I carry a Vick’s inhaler for those instances, but it seemed like the culprit was on a serial farting spree. The smell was actually overpowering the menthol in my inhaler.

Then I realized the woman I sat next to had been wiggling in her seat throughout the ride. I wanted to get away from her massive fart attack but the train had gotten too crowded by then. FML!!

Feel free to post comments or share similar experiences, whether in NYC or elsewhere.

~Izzy

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