Oxygen Deprivation

Another morning commute bit:

As the F train opened its doors at 2nd Avenue in Manhattan, a preacher-like voice filled the car. “Oxygen deprivation! If you stay in this train, you will suffer oxygen deprivation! It’s a scientific fact that fat people use up more oxygen! Fat people! Oxygen deprivation!” He was so loud I could hear him over the sounds of my Temple Run game on my earphones. I was glad when the doors closed, sealing off any more crazy talk. I think he’s the one who suffered oxygen deprivation, LOL!

Feel free to post comments or your common experiences, whether in NYC or elsewhere.

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